I Love Midgets

Perhaps it's the fact that I'm 6'1" or perhaps it's the fact that I'm insensitive, but I love midgets.  There is just something about a person that isn't quite full sized, and yet is full sized!  I'm chuckling just thinking about it!  It helps that they are easily mockable.  Sometimes I like to think about owning a midget farm.  Do you suppose I could be strung up for a statement of that kind?  I'm pretty sure there's probably a support group for midgets.  If there isn't I should start one...let's be honest, it may be the closest thing to a midget farm that I'll ever have!

Anyway, Marvin Gaye says it best in a little song I, and the rest of the free world, like to call "Short People".  They've got no reason!