Perched Atop Lengthy Limbs

As a woman who stands 6 feet and 1 inch, most of which is in the lower extremities of my body, I sometimes describe myself as perched atop my lengthy limbs. Today as I was leaving for church I was lamenting the fact that I had not purchased nylons last night. I feel that there are two very important reasons for women to wear nylons: 1. I am unfortunately in the bitter Utah cold this February day. 2. Instead of being perched atop lengthy limbs, I was perched atop pasty stems...yet another side effect of the bitter cold of February. So, ladies I urge you to make the ever-so-easy investment of a pair of nylons.