Olive Garden

The other day my friend and I decided to have dinner at the Olive Garden. As our waiter approached we both knew what we wanted to eat. I order the grilled veggie plate. Don't let that name deceive you...it's actually quite the plate of food. After telling the waiter what my heart desired he stated, "How much do you weigh?" I didn't really know where to go with that so I laughed. He quickly withdrew the question and said, "it's just that usually men order that dish, and you look so small." Obviously he was forgiven, but I thought it was funny. By the way, I finished to whole thing!