Five out of ten women color their hair blonde...this is why...
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Ode to the Crack House...Yet Again!
So, here I sit at 1 o'clock in the morning, and across the vacant lot outside my kitchen window sit two men, BBQing in the backyard of the crack house. It is my suspicion that something is going down tonight!
My love for Dave Grohl is surpassed only be my love for Tom Selleck.
I was raised on The Simpson's and think that if you can't laugh, there is something terribly wrong with the situation at hand.
My family is practically perfect, like a new and improved version of the Brady Bunch!
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