Monday, July 20, 2009

Things That Irritate Me

There are a million and a half things that bother me on a fairly regular basis...some of these things are of very little consequence, but I thought I'd share.

Sweat pants

People who tell endless stories about their nieces/nephews (I am sort of guilty of this...I don't tell that many, but it's still irritating I'm sure)

The Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign

Women who don't embrace their femininity

Obligations that feel like obligations

Other people's pets

Dirty dishes in the sink (I still live with roommates)

Muscle shirts

Being too full

Using the 'f' word as a form of comedy...how funny is it that one can swear?

A lack of manners

Soccer

Obama

The entire continent of Africa and anyone with a bleeding heart for it

Having someone speak condescendingly to you.

Socialism

The idea of insurance

The lack of time machines: I was sure by the year 2000 we would have figured out time travel and I would be having adventures very much like those of Micheal J. Fox in Back to the Future.

Art Deco architecture

Southwestern interiors

Reverse racism

Untweezed eyebrows

Being on the bottom of a dog pile with burly men.

Poorly animated cartoons

John Lennon

Americans who are obsessed with Asian culture

Making Mistakes

Depressing music

Losing my keys or cell phone

If you've made it to the bottom of this list you know how to avoid bothering me!

1 comment:

Svedi Pie said...

Hmmm - Lets take a look at this list:

I 100% agree with:
Sweat pants
Niece/nephews - they're not even your kids, can't you wait until they're your own?
Women who don't embrace their femininity - we are women for a reason!!
Other people's pets
Being to full
Using the "f" word for just comedy - Craig loves Dave Chappelle - I don't get it
A lack of manners - I see that so so much here in Utah
Obama
(I totally laughed at the African thing!!)
Having someone speak condescendingly to you - that probably makes me more mad than anything else!!
Socialism
(also laughed at the time machine one - very good point!!)
Reverse Racism
Untweezed eyebrows (my sister-in-law doesn't tweeze and I can't stand it!!)
Poorly animated cartoons (when did it become popular and the "it" thing with cartoons to make them look like garbage?)
Americans obsessed with Asian culture (I even lived there for a while and I can't get into it that much!)
Making mistakes
Losing keys or cell phone.

Very thorough and appropriate list!! I like your style girl!