World Peace

It's that time of year again, when people start thinking more fondly of each other and showing kindness because it's the decent thing to do. It's sad that the Holidays or a beauty pageant have to be upon us to promote World Peace. This is no longer the case. I feel that I have the solution to all of life's problems: BACON! That's right, you heard me a deliciously fatty meat with a savory salty flavor could make your daily life World Peace oriented all year round. Just think for a moment if you were to bring your boss a side of bacon to the office in the morning you're bound to win his/her approval. Perhaps even earn a raise. That neighbor who is constantly crossing the line whether it be a literal property line or a figurative line of something like loud music until all hours of the night. If you took that neighbor bacon, no longer would they irk you just to get under your skin, no they would graciously accept and take a quick break from their Jewish roots to enjoy the pork product that you prepared with care. So, the next time you think someone is being an unforgivable jerk, just order a side of bacon and send it their way!

Oops...My Mouth Got Me Into Trouble Again

That's right, I got in to trouble because of my mouth and for once it wasn't kissing anyone.
In my line of work I have to attend trainings and refresher courses on a regular basis. Today I attended one of these trainings. As the presenter was having us work on little activities, she would also continue talking. At one point she asked a question. I am the type of person who, when asked a question I answer; when someone emails me, I write back; when someone calls me, I answer or call them back when I can. So the question was "Did you all have a good first session this morning?" There were crickets...no response. Then she re-stated the question. Well, I thought to myself, someone better say something before she asks again. So I replied, "I didn't go to the first session, but I'm sure it would have been great if I had."
Later in the session she stopped and apologized for the fact that she was being emotional. She then brought up the fact that she didn't mean to offend me with her negative statement. I'm hear to tell you-it takes more than a coat of paint to win it at Thunder Road. In other words, I wasn't offended and I didn't think her statement was negative. What I did think was that her breaking down and crying in front of our groups was HILARIOUS!

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I love George W. Bush!

Shake Yo A**

So if you haven't noticed, Halloween has of coarse turn in to a whore fest. Well, I must admit that I have indeed dressed up in a raunchy excuse for walking out the door practically nude. I don't judge those who do. I will say that the guilt factor of my past costumes may be the reason I have been on a "real person" trend. As of late I have dressed up as people I actually know. It's fun and exciting and it gives you a chance to openly mock your friends idiosyncrasies! Just a suggestion if you feel that Halloween and prostitution should not have quite so much in common!